Prime Minister house main aik bahut bari press conference honay lagee thee . Press Conference Iffat Nasir kay uss plan SSP (Swift and Stable Project) kay baray main thee jiss ki approval UNESCO nay day dee thee .. Yeh aik bahut bara project tha aur iss ka budget UNESCO ki history ka kissi aik project ka sub say bara budget tha,, Government iss project ko aik inqlab ka darja de rahi thee,, Bazaahir opposition members issay waqt ka ziaaa aur naaqaabil amal project keh rahi thay lakin off the record woh bhee issay aik bahut achaa mansooba qarar de rahay thay.Iffat Nasir bahut ziaada khush thee aur aaj woh Prime Minister kay saath aik press conference say khitab kernay waali thee …
Prime Minister house ka haal media kay logon say khacha khach bhraa hua thaa. Iffat Nasir Prime Minister aur Information Minister aik sath haal main dakhil huay tu haal main khamoshi chaa gyee .. Information Minister nay Project kay baray main btana shuru kia . aadhay ghantay ki briefing kay baad sawal jawab ka silsila shuroo hua ..
Sahafi: Mr Prime Minister aap SSP kay baaray main kitnay pur umeed haen ?
Prime Minister: More than 100 percent.. yeh project hmain pehlay saal hee result dena shuru ker de gaa ,,, sub say bree baat yeh hai keh iss main sub say ziaada focus Baluchistan aur Khyber Pakhtunkhaw per kia gia hae ,,,,
Sahafi: Madam Education Minister , aap ki constituency main SSP kay 35 point bnaye gaye haen jub keh baaqi tmam constituencies main 15 say 20 tk points haen …. Iss discrimination ki wjaah ?
Iffat: yeh sb opposition ka propaganda hae ,,,, jub unhain kuch nahin milaa tu points ko issue bnaa lia hae ,,, koi discrimination kahin bhee nahin hae …..
Sahafi: Mr Prime Minister , baqaul aap kay aaj aap nay awam say kia gia aik waada poora ker dia hae iss project ko launch kr kay ,,, aik waada aap ka law and order kaa thaa ,,,, aaj bhee bomb blast ho rahay haen ,,,, aaj bhee be qasoor mer rahay haen ,,,, yeh kb tk chalay gaa ????
Prime Minister: Hum nay day first say law and order ko apni top priority pay rkhaa huaa hae ,,,, hmari government main law and order main kaafi behtree aaee hae ,,, maen nahin kehtaa keh sub achaa hae ,,, lakin sub buraa bhee nahin hae ,,,, Tehreek ko maen aik baar phir kehtaa hoon keh wo bandooq phaenk dain aur hmaray saath muzaakraat krain ,,,
Sahafi: Madam , Project kay hawalay say Tehreek ki yeh threat aaee hae keh wo issay nahin chalnay dain gay ,,, iss baat main sachaee bhee hae keh iss project ki tmam funding WEST say aa rahi hae,,,, aap kaa kia khial hae ,,,,,
Iffat apni chair say thoree see aagay aaee ,,,, Khawja Sb aur Javed Abru (information minister) smajh gaye keh ab sahafi ki khaer nahin haen ,,,,
Iffat: Dekhain bhai hmain yeh nahin sochna chaahiay keh funding kahan say hae…. UNESCO poori dunia main reforms kay kaam kr rhaa hae ,,,, jiss main majority Muslim countries haen ,,, ab agar uss kay budget ka 10 ya 15 percent say yahan ghareeboon ki kismet badal sakti hae tu kia burraa hae ? sawal yeh hae keh cost kia hae yaa hmain kia dena hae ?? iss ka jawab hae keh kuch bhee nahin ,,,,, maen Tehreek say yeh kehna chaahti hun keh wo aesay mansoobon ki mukhalfat naa krain ,,,, Rahi baat EAST yaa WEST ki tu meray bhai ,,,, WEST ki bnaaee hui bijlee ,,, gaari ,,, camera ,,,, AC ,,,Computer ,,,, mobile hataa keh yeh writing pen bahut achay haen tu kia un kay pessay burray haen ???? Pesson pe tanqeed krnay walon ko pehlay in cheezon ka bycott krna ho gaa ,,,,,
Sahaafi: Madam ,, Tehreek kaa clear cut biaan aaya hae keh wo aesaa kuch nahin honay dain gay ,,,,,,,
Iffat: Hmain awam ki taaqat pay bhrosa hae,,, awam khud yeh project chlwaayen gi …
Sahaafi: aap ko security threats haen ,,,,,,,,,
Iffat: Meri kissi say koi dushmani nahin hae,,,,, meraa peghaam mohabat hae ,, jahan tk pahunchay ,,,,,
Press conference khatam ho gyee aur Iffat Nasir Prime Minister kay sath office chali gyee ,,,,,,Office main jaatay hee Khawja Sb Iffat pay bras pray …..
Prime Minister: O madam tarzon ,,,,,,, please security lo …… aap aesay phirtee ho jessay iss mulk main kuch nahin ho rahaa ,,,,,,
Iffat: Sir ,,,,,maen nay security lee hui hae lakin extra ordinary security say meraa dm ghutnay lgtaa hae ,,,,,,,
Prime Minister: Iffat tum nay meri baat naa maan nay ki qasam uthaa rakhi hae ,,,, meraa Allah jaantaa hae mujhay tumhari jaan ziaada aziz hae ,,,, war gyee ministree maan kay ghoosay,,,,,,,,,,,,
Javed Abro nay zor say gala saaf kia aur Prime Minister ko ihsaas dilaya keh Iffat wahan maujood hae……,, Iffat andar say qehqahay lgaa rahi thee lakin uss kay chehray say lug rahaa thaa keh uss nay Khawja Sb ki baat hee nahin sunee ,,,,, Thoree hee der baad Iffat apnay office chali gyee,,,,,,,,
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Office , phir public secreteriate aur phir ghar ,,,,, wo ghar pahunchi tu bahut khush thee . Wo jessay hee darwazay say enter hui to Shagufta doooor say bhagti hui aaee aur cheekh maar kay uss kay galay lug gyee . Iffat kay liay yeh saaree situation bahut achaank paeda hui …. Pehlay tu wo yeh samjhi ki shayad Yasir aur Shagufta ki laraaee hui hae ,,, Iffat nay ussay galay say lagaa liaa aur ussay piar krnay lgi ,,,,
Iffat: yar ki hua ,,,,, kuch btao tu sahee ,,,,,,,,, Yasir say laraaee hui hae kia ? achaa koi baat nahin ,,,,maen ussay ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Shagufta: bhaaaa ………bhaabhi ,,,,,, bhaabhi ,,,,, yasir say ,,,, yasir say ,,,,, koi laraaee nahin hui ,,,,, Bhabhi ,,,, Allah aap ko salaamat rakhay ,,,,,,, aap chor dain yeh sub kuch ,,,,, chor dain siaasat ,,,,, hmain nahin chaahiay ,,,, hum Canada chalay jaayen gay ,,,,, hum Pakistan chor dain gay ,,,,, maen wahan naukri kr loon gi ,,,, house maid bun jaoon gi ,,,,, aap chor dain ,,,,,,,, bus ,,,, bus ,,,,,, aap ko ,,,,, aap ko Gillu ki kassam ,,,,,,
Iffat: lakin kiun yar ????? kiun ? hum kiun chorain yeh mulk ? aakhir huaa kia hae ? kuch btao tu sahi ??????
Shagufta: Bhabhi ,,,,,, kissi Saifulislaam kaa phone aaya thaa ,,,,,, abhee ,,,, wo kehtaa thaa keh Tehreek aap ko maar daalay gi ,,,,, pooray khandan ko ,,,,, hmaree safety issi main hae keh hum Pakistan chor dain ,,,,,,,,
Iffat: Ohhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,, maen samajh gyee ,,,,,, Land line pay call aaee thee ? CLI pe number note kia thaa ? chlo maen dekh leti hoon ,,,,,, aap khud ko sambhalo ,,,,, kuch nahin ho gaa aesa ,,,,,,,
Iffat Phone kay qareeb gyeee aur number check kia ,,,,, phir uss nay apnay phone say Interior Minister ko call ki ,,,,,,
Iffat: Bajwa Sb ,,,,, AOA,,,,,,, haan maen theek hoon,,,,,, meray ghar ki land line pay check lgwaaya huaa hai naa????? ……. Ok…….. good,,,,,,,, achaa aik number maen aap ko SMS kr rahi hoon ,,,,, issay trace krwaayen ,,,,, meray ghar call aaeee hae ,,,,, haan jee haannn jee threat hae ,,,,,,, zraa check krwaaen ,,,,, maen apni Dewrani ko attend kr loon jiss nay call attend ki hai …….. Allah Hafiz ,,,,,,
Iffat dubara Shagufta ki traf mutwaja hui ,,,,,,,
Iffat: aray yar ,,,,,, kuch nahin haei ,,,,, yeh buzdil log dhamkian detay rehtay haen ,,,,,, kuch nahin ho gaaa ,,,,,,,, Don’t worry …..
Shagufta: Bhabhi,,,,,,,,,,, uss khabees ko hum sb ghar walon kay naam tk pta thay ,,,,, Arabic lehja thaa ,,,,,,
Iffat: Dfaa kro ,,,,, don’t worry ? jo raat qabar main aani hae ,,,,,,,,
Shagufta: Bhabhi Khuda kay waastay ,,,,,, chor dain yeh sub ,,,,,
Iffat: lakin kiun ?????????? aakhir kiuuuuuuuuuuun ???????? Mulk hmara ,,,, dharti hmari ,,,,, sub kuch hmara ,,,,,,,,,,,,,hum kiun chorain ,,,,,,,,, hum nay kissi kaa kiaa bigaara hae ????? hmaree buzdillee nay he in logon ko sher kia hae ,,,,,, achaa choro ,,,,,, yeh btao aaj sham ko chalna hae shaadi shopping krnay? Kitnay pessay diay haen Yasir nay ?
Shagufta: Bhabhi maen bachi nahin hun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, aap
Iffat: haan haan tum kahan bachi ho ,,,,, agar bachi hoti tu 2 bachay kahan say aatay ,,,,,,,, hahahahaha ,,,,,,,, by the way ,,,,,,,,, kitnay lun dekh chuki ho ab tk ,,,,,,,,,,,,
Shagufta: Sach btaaooon ? qassam say bilkull sach ,,,,,,, apnay bachon ki qassam ,,,,, maen nay 2 lun dekhay haen ,,,,,,,,,,,,
Iffat ko aik jhatkaa saa lgaa ,,,,,, uss nay ghaer yaqeeni aankhon say Shagufta ko dekha ,,,,,
Shagufta: Qassam say bhabhi ,,,,,, maen nay 2 lun dekhay haen ,,,,,, aik Nasir kaa aur aik Gillu kaaa,,,,,,,,,,,,, hahahahahahahaha
Iffat nay apnaa jootaa utaar kay ussay bahut zor say maara ,,,,, aur woh donon hans hans kay lot pot ho gyee ,,,,,,,,,
Shagufta: Bhabhi ,,,,,, kia program final hua ? aap nay aaj btaana thaa ,,,,,,,
Iffat: Yar 5 taareekh ko Zeshan ki mangni hae …… aap saaray wahan Faisalabad ho gay ,,,,, maen nahin ,,,, maen nay Sarwat baji say ijazat lay li hae ,,,, aap 6 ko wahan say Multan jao gay by road ,,,,,, maen aur Nasir 6 ko hee subha subha wahan pahunch jaayen gay ,,,, hum sub ka stay Hotel Ramaada main ho ga …..6 kaa din hmari kuch meetings haen ,,,,, 7 ko Shadi hae ,,,,, 7 ko hee sham ki flight say maen waapus Multan say by air aur aap by road ,,,,,,,, ok ? kessaaa?
Shagufta: balay bhai balay ,,,,, minister sahibaa by air ,,,, aur hum by road ? kia baat hae ? Ministron ko 2 phudian hoti haen kia ?
Iffat: Nahin ,,,,,, Male Ministers kay 2 lun hotay haen ,,,,,,,, bch kay rehnaa ,,,,,,,,
Shagufta: waaqeeee ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, aap ko kessay ptaaa ? Khawja Sb kay 2 lun haen kia ????
Iffat nay phir zor say ussay thappar lgaaya …… aur uth kay apnay kamray main chali gyee ,,,,,,, wo thak gyee thee ,,,,, unhi kapron kay saath late gyee aur thori hee der main kamray main uss kay halkay halkay khraatay goonjnay lgay ,,,,,,,,,
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Daewoo Express 100 KM ki speed se Multan Road pay fraatay bher rahi thee ,,,,, Window wali seat pay betha Murad Ali saath bhaagty huay kheton ka manzar dekh raha thaa ,,,,, ussay khamoshi say safar krna bahut acha lgtaa thaa ,,,,, uss sakht koft hoti thee agar saath main betha hua koi musaafir khamkhaah baatain kernaa shuru ker detaa thaa ,,,,, aaj uss kay sath wali seat pay koi nahin thaa ,,,,, ussay woh saaree baatain saaray manaazir yad aanay lug gaye ,,,,, Amman Hameeda ,,,,,, Zaman Shah ,,,,, Zaib ,,,,, Kamran Shah ,,,,,, farm house ki annexi pay Iffat kay saath guzaaray huay woh saat din ,,,,,,,, woh saaray log uss ki zindagi ki yadon ka hisa thay ,,,,, Zaib aur Hameeda tu kabhi uss kay zehn say nahin nikal skay thay ,,,,, woh ghalib kaa aik sher yaad krnay ki koshish kr raha thaa ,,,,,, sher tu yad naa aayaa lakin mafhoom yeh thaa keh khoobsoorat log dfan honay kay baad zameen say phooloon ki soorat main numaayan hotay haen ,,,,,, Waaqee aesaa hee thaa ,,,,, kia Zaib , Hameeda ya Zaman Shah say brh kay koi khoobsoorat thaa iss dunia main ???? woh mujasma e wafaa thay ,,,,, agar kisi nay wafa khloos aur qurbaani kaa matlub seekhnaa ho tu wo un ki zindagi study kr lain sirf ,,,,,,
Murad sawb gunah kay falsafay say hut kay yeh dekh raha thaa keh apni soch main musbat honaa aur kissi kay kaam aanaa,,,,,,,, iss say brh kay kia koi ibaadat hae iss dunia main ,,,,, wo sochtaa rehtaa thaa keh uss nake aur parhezgaar kaa iss muashray ko kia faaidaa hae jiss ki socity uss kay kaalay dhandhon say naa khush aur preshan ho ,,,,,, wo sochtaa rahaa aur ulajhtaa giaa ,,,,,, iss uljhan main Bus Hostess uss kay pass aaee ,,,,,,
Murad: Jee Bee Bee ?
Hostess: Sir ,,,,, aik request hae aap say ,,,,, aagay Sahiwal aa raha hae ,,,,, hmaray computer system ki ghalti say duplication ho gyee hae ,,,,,, aap ko seat change krnay ki request hae ,,,,, but Sir ,,,,,,, don’t worry ,,,,,, we will pay for that ,,,,, we will pay twice of the fare charges to you ,,,,,,, sir please,,,,,,,
Murad: iss main ghabraanay ki kia baat hae,,,,, maen seat change kr loon gaa ,,,,,,,, and why you will pay me ?
Hostess: Sir ,,,,, ghalti hmaree company ki hae,,,,,
Murad: Then what BB???? Ghalti har kaam krnay waalay insaan say hoti hae ,,,,,, jo bhee kaam kray gaa woh ghalti bhee ,,,,,,,,, any way ,,,,,,,,,, Don’t worry ….. where I will have to sit ?
Hostess: Sir ,,,,, Seat No 32 ,,,,,,,, sir thank you very much ,,,,,,,
Murad: My pleasure BB ,,,,,,,,
Hostess yeh sochtay huay chali gyee keh agar iss trah ki positivity ho tu dunia main aadhee preshanian kum ho jaayen gi ,,,,,,
Ussi waqt Sahiwal ruknay ki announcement hui. Murad gari say baahar aaya. Woh hotel main jaanay ki bjaaye sarak kay saath saath phaelay huay un kheton ko dekhta raha jo aaj din tk uss ki kamzori thay. 15 minute kay stop over kaybaad gari dubara Bahawapur ki traf bhaag pri lakin Murad ki manzil uss kaa sohnaa shehr Khanewal thaa jahan Nida uss ka intizar kar rahi thee …. Isseee shehr main ussay Hameeda ki khushbu aati thee ,,, aur Zaibunisa ,,,,,, uss kaa wajood tu har khoobsoorat cheez main mill giaa thaa ,,,, thandi hawaen ,,,, urtay prinday ,,,, mehaktay phool ,,,, yeh sub kuch Zaib kay muskuratay chehray kaa doosraa roop thay ,,,,,,
Murad mobile ki bell say chaunk praa ,,,, Murad muskuraa diaa kiunkay doosri side pay Nida thee …….
Nida: AOA ,,,,,,kub tk pahunch rahay haen khaer say ?
Murad: bus ,,,,, 90 minutes aur ,,,,,,,
Nida: baegan kaa bhartaa bnaaya hae ,,,,, aap ko bahut achaa lgtaa hae ,,,,, aaj tandoor pay roti bhee maen khud lagoon gi ,,,,,, Makhan bhee rakhaa hae ,,,,,, aur kuch ?
Murad: nahin bus ,,,,,,, Chaachoo ki call aaee thee …… wo preshan thay ,,,, maen nay unhain btaya hae keh maen khud aa kay DCO say baat kr loon gaa ,,,,,
Nida: haan Murad ,,,, ptaaa nahin uss haraami ko kia takleef hae?
Murad: yar ussay Security arrangements ki museebat pari hae ,,,, zahir hae Iffat Nasir koi maamooli personality nahin hae ,,,,, anyway maen aa kay baat krta hoon uss say ,,,,,
Nida: meri aaj baat hui thee Iffat aapi say ……. Maen nay unhain kuch nahin btayaa…..
Murad: achaaa kia …. Achaaa ab phone band kro ….. bus thori der main maen pahunch rahaaa hoon ,,,,,
Nida: OK jan love u,,,,,, Allah Hafiz
DCO office main intizar krtay huay Murad ko aik ghantay se ziaada ho gia thaa ,,, ussay bahut ziaada koft ho rahi thee ,,,, intizar ki waja say nahin balkeh ussay yeh keh kay bithaaya gia thaa keh DCO meeting main masroof haen lakin andar say kehkahoon ki awaazain saaf aa rahi thee ,,,, uss nay soch lia thaa keh agar aglay 15 minute main ussay milnay ka naa kaha giaa tu wo bagher ijaazat andar chala jaaye gaa ,,,, lakin iss ki nobat naa aa saki ,,,,, paanch minute baad DCO kay office kaa darwaaza khulaa aur andar say Taemur Khan braamad hua ,,,, wo donoon aik doosray ko dekh kay thithak gaye lakin aglay hee lamhay Taemur nay apnay makhsoos style main aik naaraa maaraa ,,,,,
Taemur: Oay be ghaerat ,,,,,,, tu kub aayaa ??? haraami tu nay btaaya tk nahin ,,,,, Kamran Shah nay bhee koi zikar ,,,,,,,,,,
Murad nay Taemur kay peechay dekha tu DCO preshani kay aalam main khara Taemur aur Murad ko dekhay jaa rahaa thaa ,,,,,,
Murad: yar mujhay 15 din huay haen ,,,, maen nay aaj tujhay phone kernaa thaa ,,,,, Kamran bhai say bhee mulaaqat nahin ho saki ,,,,,,
Taemur: Achaaa bhaunk naa balkeh mujhay bhauknay de ,,,,,, hahahahaha ,,,,,, meri aik bahut zaroori meeting hae,,,,,, mujhay 5 bjay kahan milay gaa ,,,,, maennay tikkaa kay teri maarni hae ,,,,,,, Yar Riaz yeh meraa maashooq hae Murad Ali ,,,,, iss ki woh bahut zabardast hae ,,,, agar maarni ho tu ,,,,,,,,, hahahahaha
Murad: Chal theek hae ,,,,, maen 5 bjay miltaa hoon tujhay ,,,,, Multan ho gaa naa tu ?
Taemur: Han han ,,,,, meraa cell no hae naa teray pass ??? maen chaltaa hoon ,,,,, budhaa haraami abhi bhaunknay lug jaaye gaa ,,,, I mean mera DIG ,,,,,,,,,, hahahaha
Taemur jaldi se baahar nikal giaa ,,,,,, DCO nay bahut naagwaari say Murad ko dekhaa aur ussay apnay office lay gia ,,,,,,,
Murad: Riaz sb mujhay Murad Ali kehtay haen,,,,, aaj subhaa phone pe baat hui thee ,,,,
DCO: haan haan mujhay yaad hae ,,,,,,, yar yeh aap nay kiaa museebat khari ker dee hae hmaaray liay ….. Commissioner sb bhee preshan haen aur unhoon nay burraa mnaaya hua hae ,,,,,, aap tu UK say aaye haen ,,,, aap ko idea nahin keh aaj kal hum log kiss azaab say guzar rahay haen Law and Order ki situation ki wajaa say ,,,,,, humnay apni jaan hatheli pay rakhay hui hae ,,,,, aap nay Minister ko invite tu ker lia hae apni shaadi pay lakin kuch tu sochaa hotaa ,,,,,,
Murad bahut sabar say uss ki baat suntaa rahaa ,,,,,,, ussay ghussaa bhee bahut aa rahaa thaa ,,,,,,
Murad: DCO sb ,,,,,,,, pehli baat tu yeh hae keh maen issi shehr kaa rehnay waala hoon jahan kay aap haakim haen ,,,,,, Madam Iffat meri meherbaan dost haen ,,,,, meri shaadi pay un kaa aanaa meray liay fakhar aur khushi ki baat hae ,,,,, aap ki duties aap ko ptaa haen ,,,,, maen sirf itnaa btaanay aaya hoon keh Multan Road kay Bandhan Shadi Haal main Mehndi aur Walima kaa function hae ,,,,, meray tamam guests meri family kay dekhay bhaalay log haen ,,,, meray chaachoo un logon ko gate pay receive krain gay ,,,, baaqi aap ki security ho gi madam kay liay ,,,,,,,,,,
Riaz: Yar yahi tu museebat hae ,,,,,,, baat yaheen khatam nahin ho jaati ,,,,, Iffat nay aana hae ,,,,,,,,,
Murad: Excuse me sir ,,,,,,,,,,, Madam Iffat Nasir ,,,,,, not Iffat ,,,,,,,, she is honourable guest for me ,,,,,, maen nay aap ko jo batana thaa btaa diaa ,,,,,,, baaqi aap jaanain aur aap kaa kaam ,,,,,,, agar aap nay security reason ki waja say unhain rokaa tu phir maen unhain aap kaa attitude btaaoon gaa ,,,,,,, otherwise I know all about the relations of Politicians and bureaucracy ……… Mujhay ijaazat ?
DCO kuch der kay liay soch main per giaa ,,,,,,,,
DCO: Theek hae Murad Ali Sb ,,,,,, maen work out kertaa hoon saara security plan ,,,,, lakin yaqeen krain aap nay mujhay mushkil main daal dia hae ,,,,,, aap ko ptaa nahin keh haalat kitnay khraab haen ,,,,,, waesay aap nay UK nationality tu lay lee ho gi …..
Murad: Riaz sb mujhay Khanewal say bahut piar hae,,,,,, iss kay haray bharay khate meri jaan haen ,,,,,, iss ki kachi tooti hui sarkain meray liay Manchester say ziaada ehm haen ,,,,,
DCO: aap yahan nahin rahay naaa iss liay ,,,,,,,,,,,, hahahahaha ,,,,,,,, jahanam bun chukka hae yeh mulk ,,,,,,,,
Murad khara ho giaa ,,,,,, uss nay DCO say haath milaatay huay kaha ,,,,,,,
Murad: Sir jee Love Pakistan or Leave Pakistan ,,,,,,,, hum tu idhar haen ,,,,,, aap ki merzi,,,,,,,
Murad Ali baahar nikal aaya ,,,,, abhi paanch bajnay main kaafi der thee ,,,,,, ussay abhee Roop Nagar bhee jana thaa aur Kamran Shah say milnay bhee ,,,,,,,
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